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| First of all, before our next article, we would like to apologize for
the long hiatus. One of our main offices was in New Orleans, so
when Katrina hit, it really disrupted our schedule. So we
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| 3 Castros to Tango…
Headline: Miami...
In one of many attempts to subvert power from US hated dictator Fidel
Castro, the CIA (Central Intelligence Agency) created a Pro-American
Castro clone, late in the fall of 1961.....
From recent declassified reports, Diabolical Secrets Exposed, has
learned of CIA attempts to assasinate Cuban dictator Fidel Castro, and
replace him with a clone. So how exactly did this cloning process work?
And how did the US gain such technology so very seemingly early? And where are these so-called "Clones" now? For
these answers we set out to Miami....
At the local CIA district branch in Miami,
established in 1949 to act as a close managment point for often covert
US operations in Central and South America, we went digging for
answers. The Bureau declined comment no matter how many times we
asked, or how many free taco coupons we offered, but as we walked back
to the van we found a note left on the right windshield
wiper....No it wasn't a ticket for double parking across 2 handicap
spots and part of a fire lane...that was on the left windshield wiper.
Rather it was an anonymous tip offering to talk to us about the Castro
clones. So we tore up the parking ticket, picked up some free lunch at
Taco Mayo, and headed back to our hotel.
Back in the room we called the number of the
anonymous tipster....After three rings a voice answer, akin to that of
Deep throat from the Nixon/Watergate hearings, for privacy sake we will
call him Jimmy.
Jimmy: Talk to me...
DSE: We recieved a note on our van to call you with information regarding the Castro clone...
Jimmy: Yeah I got the dirt on that
DSE: We're all ears....
Jimmy: Well back in 60 Kennedy was getting nervous, I mean real
nervous, reports of Communism spreading across the Banana Republics of
Central America and the Caribbean were really lighting a fire under
his tail....
DSE: I see...
Jimmy: Well no one had any good answers....most assasination attempts
had failed and we were running low on ideas....thats when they turned
to genetics....
DSE: I wasn't aware that such technology existed in the 60's or today for that matter...
Jimmy: Officially it didn't, but off the record...thats something else entirely...
DSE: So how did you fit in to all of this?
Jimmy: Well I was a lab tech for GeneticsTomorrow, a small private
Miami company making break throughs in genetics....that still haven't
surfaced to this day....
DSE: So You were ordered to clone castro...
Jimmy: Thats right, we grew a Castro, so to speak from DNA extracted
from one of Castro's hairs.....we used a new and still unheard of
technique called Advanced Development Stage Cloning...in which we grew
a fully human Castro look alike in less than 4 months.....basically we
aged him 38 years in 4 months...
DSE: Remarkable...utterly remarkable....
DSE: So what became of him....did the project fail.....
Jimmy: What? No...it was a spectacular sucess...in some ways..and it backfired in others......he is the dictator
now....sadly...after he was cloned he became very anti-US and after he
took over Castro's dictatorship he basically became the exact person Castro was....
DSE: Oh I see...Where any other attempts at cloning made?
Jimmy: Yes We cloned another Castro...though he turned out worse....
DSE: In what way?
Jimmy: He was Gay....
DSE: Gay?
Jimmy: Yes Gay...he had no interest in taking over Cuba for the
US...instead he settled down in Miami and runs a Gay Yoga shop...
DSE: You wouldn't happen to have his number?
Jimmy: No.
DSE: Well thanks for your time...
Jimmy: Bye...and remember we didn't have this little conversation
So after another sucessfull scoop we returned back home to DC. 3
Castros....one dead, one ruthless dictator, one flaming yoga
instructor....1 made in Cuba, 2 made in the US.
Consider this Diabolical Secret EXPOSED!!!!!
-X
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| Bush’s Plot to Sell Vermont
Headline: Washington D.C. , As war costs skyrocket...
In an effort to help finance the ever-growing war in Iraq and US
Anti-Terrorism
efforts domestic and abroad, President Bush called for a secret meeting
of congress on Thursday to discuss the possibility of selling some
smaller seldom missed states.. Luckly our White House insider has the
story:
As mounting costs for the war on terrorism force the
United States to find new
sources of revenue; President Bush and a handfull of top Washington
power players decided to sell Vermont with it's lucrative Maple Syrup
and Logging industries. Proportedly Canada leads
all bidders with $400 billion, others include Saudi Arabia bidding
currently $300 billion; whom experts believe wish to explore new hybrid
fusion gasoline in which maple syrup and gasoline are combined on a
molecular level to obtain higher densities and therefore more expensive
but longer lasting gasoline.
Though President Bush declined interviewers; he did go so far as to say
that no plans were in the works to sell Vermont to anyone. Though some
where apt to notice his Oval office flag had only 49 stars. Upon
pointing this out Mr. Bush claimed that there were only 49 states to
begin with. Though Mr. Bush's intellectual short-comings
are quite obvious something still seemed awry to this reporter.
We set out to Vermont to see what local Vermontians had to say.
First of all we found out that they dislike being called Vermontians.
Secondly we found that many didn't take well to the President's
plans. Local Maple Syrup farmer; and purported marijuana king of
Vermont: Herman Floyd had this to say: " I Hate those dang Canadians
almost as much as I hate those dang Arabs; they better not sell it to
anyone or I'm coming for his sorry f$%&#^@ A#%. Mr. Floyd resorted to muttering obscenties at this point and we left.
Back In D.C. we went in search of more answers;
which brought us to the Coolidge Institute, renown Republican think
tank, to explore the possibilities of such a transaction. The Institue
declined comment; but a man sitting outside the building had this to
say: "Oh sure those dang commies are planning to sell Vermont, I
mean, who is going to miss vermont?" "The 15 million people that live
in Vermont par chance?" We asked. And when pressed for his identity he
proved to be none other than former Vermont Jr. Senator Patrick
O'Connoly, who was disbarred from his former law firm Johnson and
Oakridge and recalled as senator after a drunken disordley situation
during an opening session of congress.
And Though it is unclear whether the United States actually plans to sell
Vermont to any foreign nation at all; one thing is abundantly clear:
(besides the fact that President Bush doesn't exactly know his
geography) Something is awry at the White House; and Diabolical Secret plans are underway.
Political cover up? You be the judge.
Consider this one exposed.
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